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Dear Mave, my fella favours a stay press trouser, preferably a tan chino, is this acceptable for a night at Blazes my favourite night club?
Hello darling, whilst one leans towards a straightforward no. no. not at all.
In today's freewheeling society, it's hat at a jaunty angle and anything goes, isn't it? What times! Perhaps you could steer him towards encasing his flesh in a more acceptable denim material, which from my nightclubbing days would perhaps go down a storm at your establishment.
Far be it for me to dissuade him away from the popular chino but in life it's always a good idea to have options. Is your chap one of these moderns? My extensive experience expresely with a certain Mr Weller (what larks) remind me that the 'sta preset' trouser is a staple of these folk - essentially a fancy stay press, but change the letters around a bit and it becomes terribly fashionable.
If I remember rightly the crease remains in the front, even when flung over a lampshade.
To discover if he is making a statement with his clothing, I suggest you look for other obvious signs:
1. Curious facial chops
2. Is planning a trip to Brighton sans automobile
3. Has Quadrophenia on DVD.
If the answer to any of these is a yes, then he is in a 'movement' and you won't dissuade him away from his beloved chino. As is so often the case in life you have two options. Embrace his peccadillos or get some of your own.