It's in the stars man
Awfully accurate star signs
A butternut squash a soup does not make. Uranus is passing your large moon, which can only mean one thing; grab a headband, it's rockstar ping pong.
It is very obviously purple, not red. This is so important. Remember that as Uranus is in transit things could get uncomfortable but this will pass.
You are a fox with pointy ears and just look how your tail swishes. 74 is memorable, you know what we mean!
Oh dear, never mind.
Well hello there cheeky! Your 2nd moon from the 3rd solar plexus is currently in orbit over the 7th star in the eastern hemisphere. Sizzle.
You are most compatible with Leo, controversial? Blame it on Uranus, it is still in transit and your 3rd moon is in deficit.
Pack two just in case. Just saying.
A stitch in nine saves time as they say. Wise words. Put your money where your mouth is. The swan has flown over the horizon.
Nothing to worry about at all, but pop on a hard hat and steel capped shoes - it's all the rage!
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon. You come and go, you come and go. Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dreams. Indeed. Capricorn rising.
Today is your lucky day. You are amazing and beautiful and kind. The Gods smile on you. This is in no way my star sign.